I got my list from psychopeg :

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.

She gave me Melvil Dewey (still alive), Maggie Gyllenhaal's character from Secretary and Noah Wylie, since he played the eponymous librarian of the TNT trilogy of The Librarian movies.


Okay, so Mr. Dewey is an important figure to us librarians, not just because of his decimal system, but because he started the first library school at a university (namely Columbia in New York). However, he was also an unapologetic misogynist and racist. The choice is pretty easy here: Fling Mr. Dewey to his doom.


Maggie Gyllenhaal's character (Lee Holloway) is undeniably attractive. Indeed, there is no end to the sexually explicit images of her from this movie that I could choose to post here. However, I do not have the energy to be in a long term BDSM relationship, and, as we_are_pliable pointed out, she shows affection by leaving dead bugs in your sheets. I would definitely have sex with her.


Here, I am going to break with the meme a little bit: While I am fond of Noah Wylie, since she mentioned The Librarian, I'm going to go with the character, Flynn Carsen, instead of the actor, much like with my previous person on the list.

I would marry Flynn Carsen in a heartbeat. I'd get to be part of his amazing adventures, and I've always stated that my goal in life is to be the Indiana Jones of librarians. I would be more than happy to be married to the Indiana Jones of librarians. He's funny, extremely intelligent and gets to travel all around the world. He hangs out with Excalibur! He found the Spear of Destiny! He killed Dracula! Plus, just look at my future husband: